• I started my new job at UPS, and holy hell, it's tiring. For starters, it's way down near Monona, on the other side of the lake. I know that means nothing to most of you, so let's just leave it at it's very far away, especially when the only way to get out there is by bike because Madison's public transportation is completely useless if you want to go anywhere that's not the UW Campus or the mall. I'm not sure how far it is exactly, but it takes about forty five minutes to get there. Then I have a rousing four hours of picking up boxes and placing them in the back of trucks, and then bike back. I weighed myself before and after my first day and I lost five pounds of sweat, which is really gross if you try to visualize it. All in all though, it's not bad. I don't mind being tired and sweaty actually; it's a nice change of pace from the sloth that has been the last six months to twenty one years of my life. And I'm gonna be buffasaurus by the end of the summer.

• So it's June now, and the novelty of not having your face freeze off when you step outside has begun to wear off. Now I remember all the sucky parts of summer that I blocked out of my head during the frigid winter months, specificly the heat-induced insomnia. I haven't had a good night sleep in a week, give that my apartment somehow manages to be ten degrees warmer than it is outside.

• I cut my own hair last night, and it turned out pretty good. I had been attempting to trick my friends, co-workers, and random strangers into cutting for me, but nobody took the bait.

• I've had Total Eclipse of the Heart stuck in my head for the past week. It's a dangerous thing, I know, but we're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks, so what can you do.

I don't think four things is really enough to justify bullet points, but I'm pretty much out of things to talk about. My life has been fairly uninteresting as of late. How are you doing?